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The Two Foolish Theives.
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Once upon a time in a small village named Baklolpur, lived two thieves – Bantu and Pappu. They were not just ordinary thieves… they were the most foolish duo anyone had ever seen. Even the villagers laughed behind their backs, saying, “If these two are thieves, then cats are lions!”
Bantu had half a brain, and Pappu didn’t even have that. One day, they sat under a neem tree, scratching their heads.
“Bantu bhai, we’ve not stolen anything for weeks,” said Pappu with a growling stomach.
“Yes, we need a big plan. Something smart!” Bantu replied, trying to look intelligent (and failing badly).
After hours of brainless brainstorming, they finally decided to rob the house of Seth Kanhaiya Lal, the richest man in the village.
The ‘Genius’ Plan:
The plan was simple (and stupid):
Break into the house at midnight.
Steal all the gold and cash.
Escape through the back door.
But these two forgot one tiny detail – they didn’t even know where the back door was!
That night, dressed in black clothes (with Pappu wearing his shirt inside out), they tiptoed into the house. But instead of sneaking into the living room, they ended up in the cow shed!
“Why are there pillows with horns?” whispered Pappu.
“Idiot! These are cows!” Bantu shouted.
Chaos Begins:
Hearing the noise, the cows started mooing loudly. The family dog woke up and began barking like it had found ghosts. In panic, Pappu threw his shoe at the dog… but it hit Bantu instead!
“Ouch! You fool!” yelled Bantu.
The entire house lit up. Lights came on. Doors opened. People came out.
And guess what? Our two 'smart' thieves hid in the rice drum, thinking it was a perfect hiding spot.
“Shhh… stay still, they’ll never find us,” Bantu whispered.
But the villagers had already called the police. When they started searching, they opened the drum and found two grown men sitting inside like pickles in a jar.
The Grand Ending:
The villagers laughed till their stomachs hurt. The police arrested Bantu and Pappu, but even the inspector couldn’t stop laughing while writing the report.
And from that day, they were no longer called just thieves—they were known as “Do Murkh Chor” (The Two Foolish Thieves).
Moral of the Story:
Even a thief needs brains – or he might just end up in a rice drum!
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